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Library Love

4 years ago, I racked up a $60 library fine. On magazines. They were all returned, in one piece, yet the $60 fine remained. My card expired, and ever since I have been too scared to go back and try and fight my fine. Well, today I mustered up enough courage and went to the library for the first time in 4 years. I pleaded my case to the lady behind the counter, explaining to her my mix-up about how long I could keep an item, but I was willing to to pay some of the fine, but don't you think $60 is a little much, especially since they were all returned? She then told me she would have to talk to someone else about lowering my fine. Well, just then the library director walks by and hears our conversation. I fill him in on what's happening, and admit to him that I've been scared to come back, and he suggests that I pay $10 and call it good, after all, "we want you to enjoy the library!" I was SO grateful and kept thanking them over and over again. What a relief! It was like Christmas. I had to pay $3 to get a new card, thinking I had thrown my old one away. After the transaction was complete, what did I find in my wallet? Yup. My old card. Sigh. Oh well, $13 is better than $60 any day!So I happily browsed for a few minutes until Summer started crying. Some old lady came over to see her, and told me she hoped her crying would wake up her husband who was sleeping in Periodicals. I picked up a few books and I'm back to being a happy library patron once again!

Places I've Seen

Last week I talked travel with my list of Places I've Got to See and I think some of you felt slighted. Since I could only mention places I hadn't been there were plenty of spots that didn't make the cuts but I'm going to try to make up for it by posting my list of my favorite American places that I've already seen.Rule #1: Must be in America (sorry Canada, I fudged the rules last week but that's as far as I can go)Rule #2: I was physically there.Have you been to any of them yourself?1. The Badlands, South Dakota. I may be wrong here but I heard the Badlands got their name from the outlaws that would use the terrain as shelter from pursuing posses (posees? possees? Whatever) but that could just be a nice myth. Anyone going to back me up on this?Andrew and I drove through the area in 1996 when I was pregnant with Spencer on the way to my brother-in-law's wedding. It's funny how I tend to chronicle my life by my pregnancies. "Oh that must have happened in 1993 because that's when I was pregnant with Grace . . . "How do men remember things in their lives when they don't have pregnancies to mark time?Anyway, we visited Mount Rushmore on the way to the wedding and the Badlands on the way back and I have to say that Mother Nature totally conquered the man-made attractions. Totally. I remember standing on the edge of one of the cliffs and feeling the air swirling around my largeness and thinking. "You know, in my swollen state I bet I could catch the wind just like a sailboat. I'd better stand back from the edge."2. Sunflowers in North Dakota. I'll stick with the general region and include the sunflower fields of North Dakota as a must-see. While this under-appreciated state is flat and at first glance rather unremarkable the Red River's deposits have made it some of the richest, most fertile soil in the world (did you know they produce more potatoes than Idaho?)As we drove from west to east toward Grand Forks we passed field after field of full-grown August sunflowers ready for harvest and they don't call them sunflowers for nothing. Every single flower in every field was angled at exactly the same degree to catch the sun's power. It was gorgeous to see millions and millions of flowers all turning their faces to meet us as we drove along and I took it as a good omen. What a welcome to our new home.3. Denali National Park. The highest point in North America is Mt. McKinley at 20, 320 feet above sea level. You might be interested to know that Mt. McKinley (named after U.S. president McKinley who was responsible for buying Alaska from Russia) has a greater mass and rise than Mt. Everest simply because the Himalayas sit on the Tibetan plateau which means it's kind of like trying to claim that Shaquille O'Neal seated in the bleachers is taller than Yao Ming standing on the court. Sure he's taller if you boost him up on some seats but back to back barefoot on the floor Ming gets him by a good six inches.Anyway, while you can see Mt. McKinley from Anchorage on a clear day the way to really see it is to drive to Denali National Park. This can be tricky because to protect the environment they control the traffic in and out of the park pretty carefully, only allowing buses except on special occasions, but if you can get up there to see the mountain and the wildlife it really is the chance of a lifetime.There's been a push for years now to rename the mountain--or rather to let the official name revert back to the original Athabascan name of "Denali" which means "The Great One." Alaskans have been trying to get it legal for a while now but apparently Ohio is the only hold-out against the change because McKinley was from Ohio. Because we Alaskans LOVE it when outsiders tell us what to do. And I won't comment any further on this. You can feel my disapproval from my stony silence. Stony . . . can you feel the tension in the air?4. The Naval Observatory in Washington, D.C. When Andrew and I lived in Washington before we had children we spent every weekend exploring up and down the coast. I don't think there are many places in our nation's capital and surrounding region that we haven't seen. All the major monuments and government centers, battlefields, museums, the National Zoo, you name it we were there but I think the biggest surprise was our trip to the Naval Observatory.I should back up. Everyone knows where the president lives, right? But do you know where the vice-president lives? I thought not. Well unless things have changed since 1993 he lives at the Naval Observatory right smack in the city in a rather rundown house overseen by the Navy.Besides the vice-presidential mansion the observatory was fun because it houses the official atomic clock that sets our time according to the vibrations of the cesium atom (and I'm really testing my memory here, I think that's how it works). So the clock that Andrew constantly checks to make sure his watch is EXACTLY on time was fun to see. Then on top of that you could visit the telescope to take a peak.We saw Jupiter and Saturn and it was amazing. I've always liked astronomy but it's too cold to go out stargazing in the winter and too bright in the summer so I got my first real glimpse of the sky there. Very cool.5. Haleakala at night. I won't say much more about this because I already did a post on Maui a couple of weeks ago but if you're ever in Hawaii and if you take my advice about going to Maui you really must take a night trip up the volcano to see the stars. You'll never see the stars quite like that.6. Boston, Massachusetts. As a side note here, for some reason I am completely incapable of spelling the word "Massachusetts" correctly. Thank goodness for spellcheck, I'd be lost without it. For some reason I keep thinking the word has silent characters like extra S's or C's.I think this is one of the few places that I've been to that Andrew hasn't. What appeals is the way this city just oozes with historical significance. You can visit the Freedom Trail and walk by the major Revolutionary War historical sites such as Paul Revere's house, the Boston Commons and the Old North Church--all marked by gorgeous red brick under your feet.When I was there I caught a Monet exhibit at the museum, enjoyed shopping downtown, made my way out to Cambridge for the college scene and tried to figure out how to pronounce "Faneuil Hall."The highlight was visiting the downtown cemetery that dated back to the 17th century and found my great-great-great . . . . great grandmother Mary Chilton's grave right there in real life. Or death or whatever. Amazing city.7. West Virginia. I've seen lots of states and while each is beautiful in its own way and has its own highlights West Virginia blew me away. We'd been driving across the country in bleak January weather and when we got to WV the green and the mountains and the whole place was just gorgeous. Up until then I was voting for Kentucky but at that point I had to go with West Virginia all the way.It's a small state, it doesn't take that much time to drive across, but if you have the chance grab it because it will definitely be worth your while.8. Reading and Lancaster Counties, Pennsylvania. Are you sick of my east coast wanderings yet? Well stick with me because I'm giving you yet another. Andrew and I drove up to Pennsylvania (we really wish we'd been able to catch Gettysburg but we missed that part by a nose) and hit Rocky's territory, caught a Philly cheesesteak, paid our respects to Ben Franklin then drove out to the Amish country there and it was so pretty.Don't go to gawk, go to see a different way of living and appreciate a culture outside our frenzied norm. We had dinner at this restaurant there that was a big barn with picnic tables set up in rows and we sat down and they didn't bring us menus--they brought us food. Mashed potatoes, corn, pork chops, everything my man's heart could desire.Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night with the word "Gravy!" on his lips and I know he's been dreaming of that meal again.9. Sanibel Island. Last year's trip to Florida was nice and while Orlando and the whole Disneyworld craze was fine the real trip for me began when we got to Ft. Myers and Sanibel Island. I already did a post on the experience which I won't repeat here but Sanibel reportedly has the world's second-best shelling beaches and since my favorite thing to do is to walk along a beach and find treasures this was something that completely won my heart.It's warm, it's fun, it's full of dolphins and seashells--and I hear if you care to pick up a nice piece of beachfront property approximately 95% of the island is for sale right now. They got hit pretty hard with the whole sub-prime mortgage thingie.10. Utah Ski Resorts. There are plenty of pretty things to see in Utah--the drive through Provo Canyon, Temple Square in downtown Salt Lake City, Lake Powell, Bryce Canyon--but I have to say it's the skiing that haunts my dreams.Alta, Deer Valley, Park City, Sundance, Brighton, Solitude, Powder Mountain, Park West, Snowbird--I've skied them all and the snow really is the greatest on earth. When I was in college we used to get these half-day passes at 7/11 for Park West for something like $11 (remember that Melissa?)My first time skiing in Utah was when I was 14 right after the 1984 Olympics and we were skiing Park West (it's my favorite of all the resorts for the price) and my little brother joined us at the base and mentioned casually that he'd rode up the chairlift with this guy who won some kind of a medal."What??" We said."He said he'd won a silver medal," he said as if that kind of thing got passed out at the concessions stand.As best we can guess from his disconnected narrative is that he'd been sitting with Steve Mahre who'd just got back from Sarajevo after winning the silver medal in the slalom, finishing second after his twin brother Phil. The U.S. Ski Team practices next door in Park City and there were reports the men were in the neighborhood."So what did you do?" We asked my brother."I got off the lift. It was my stop." He said.Oh. Apparently a silver medal doesn't count as much as it used to.11. Sea Caves in San Diego. There's so much that's great to see in California where do you start? North or south you're going to find great things to see but on our last trip the thing we enjoyed the most was the La Jolla sea caves.Right there on the ocean in La Jolla (pronounced "La Hoya") you can park along the street then walk down to Windandsea Beach or watch the sea lions hanging out by the caves.And then you've got to visit Sunny Jim's Cave. There's a little store called the Cave Store up by the road but if you pay the admission price of $4 you can go down into their basement along this narrow flight of steps and down down down into a tunnel that leads into the back of Sunny Jim's Cave.You totally feel like a pirate I tell you.Anyway, I'm not sure if they'll charge you admission if you start at the other end and come up through the basement into the store--maybe they won't let you out unless you pay--but going that direction you're going to get wet as the cave is surrounded by water.Anyway, I mentioned last week how I love caves and I had said that I'd never been in one but I guess this does count as a cave so that was a bit misleading. If you're in San Diego it's a fun place to visit. Though when we went Lillian had become deathly ill with a stomach bug. We ended up later in the hospital twice with her puking up blood and dehydrated and all sorts of nastiness and we couldn't ever figure out why she got so sick while the rest of us didn't.When we got home from our vacation and were watching the movies of the trip there was this scene with Lillian at Sea World, dipping her hand into the tidepool water then slurping it up off her fingers. Over and over again while Andrew behind the camera laughed and said, "Hey, don't do that! That's gross!" But did he stop her??No wonder.12. The Freemont Troll. My Mom and I spent a week back in 2000 or 2001 in Seattle and someone at the desk of our hotel mentioned to us that we should go see the Troll. We had nothing better to do, we were hanging out wild and free so we went on a hunt to find it.You go across the bridge to Freemont which is a suburb of Seattle and this little artsy district and there underneath the bridge on the Freemont side is this giant troll. Eating a Volkswagen.Yes there are plenty of great things to see in Seattle and the northwest but the trip was fun and though I'm sure there are millions of people who have been there to visit my friend the troll when you go there it kind of feels like you're the only one who has discovered this fun little surprise.13. The Statue of Liberty. This other statue is a little harder to miss. I wondered if it would live up to the hype but it really was the highlight of our trip to New York City. We took the ferry across to Liberty Island and climbed the stairs to the top of her crown. I've heard that it's no longer open for viewing this way which is too bad. Climbing up inside with all the scaffolding to see the city from so high across the bay really is an amazing experience.14. Resurrection Bay, Alaska. If you drive south from Anchorage for two hours you'll hit the town of Seward on Resurrection Bay. You can see porpoise, an occasional killer whale and all sorts of marine mammals and birds if you're not distracted by the gorgeous greeny blue water and the fabulous fishing.Andrew and I have been down three or four times in August for the annual silver salmon derby where they tag several salmon and then spend the week fishing like crazy to see who can catch the biggest silver (or coho) and who can catch the ones with the tags.The first year we went we hadn't planned on buying a derby ticket but ended up doing so and lucky for us because Andrew caught a 17 pound silver right off the bat and led the derby for the day with his name in the paper and everything. He didn't end up with the biggest fish in the end though, I still remember the winning guy's name: Bill Bixby. Why do I remember that? Well because Bill Bixby was the guy who played on the Incredible Hulk if you recall."You don't want to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."Anyway, he won for the second or third year in a row and we secretly suspect that he raised a silver in captivity all winter long just to yoink the victory from us. Though I guess that's not so secret any more. Not that we're bitter.Anyway, it was an amazing day--Andrew fished while I put the seats down on the upper deck of the boat and went to sleep in the sunshine. I could not have been happier.Photo credit: West Virginia TravelSponsored by Tiny Prints for the holiday party invitations for children.

Kiss&Water

Russia bares teeth in Victory parade

By Vladimir Isachenkov and Michael Stott 10 May 2009 ROWS of missiles and tanks rolled through Moscows Red Square and dozens of combat jets roared overhead in a Victory Day parade yesterday, the largest show of Russias military might in its post-Soviet history. Victory Day, marking the defeat of Nazi Germany, is Russias most important secular holiday, and the parade reflected the Kremlins efforts to revive the nations armed forces and global clout. In a speech opening the parade, President Dmitry Medvedev said the nations armed forces are ready to give adequate response to any aggression. Medvedev didnt specifically mention Russias war with neighbouring ex-Soviet republic Georgia in August, but alluded to it when he said that even today there are those who engage in military adventurism. From a dais in front of Lenins Tomb in Red Square, he said: Defence of our homeland is our holy duty… We are sure that any aggression against our citizens will be decisively rebuffed. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin sat next to Medvedev but did not speak. Russia says it was forced to defend its peacekeeping troops and citizens in rebel South Ossetia when Tbilisi tried to seize the pro-Moscow region by force. Russias ties with Nato plunged to a post-Cold War low after the conflict and remain tense. Underlining Russias present-day military power, troops drove trucks carrying the giant, nuclear Topol-M missiles and the latest S-400 Triumph air defence rockets through Red Square to gasps of admiration from the crowd of officials, veterans, officers and family members. It made a superb impression on me, said Maria Glavdivana, an 87-year-old Second World War veteran, her chest festooned with medals. We are showing the world our masculinity, our strength. We will never ever weaken. Medvedev paid tribute to those who fought in Georgia, saying, Those marching today in this square … will include the ones who in a real battle proved the high combat readiness of the modern Russian army. Goose-stepping guards of honour, clad in new dark-blue uniforms with crimson chests, golden shoulder-straps and embroidered peaked caps, carried the Victory Banner at the start of the parade in Red Square, as 1,000 musicians from 19 military orchestras played stirring marches in bright sunshine. The banner, a red hammer-and-sickle Soviet flag, was hoisted over the Reichstag building in Berlin in 1945, marking the end of a war that cost around 27 million Soviet lives. Veterans watched from a grandstand as 9,000 troops from various sections of the armed forces paraded. This parade proves we have people to defend our motherland, said Pavel Bogodukhov, who fought the Nazis in Stalingrad and marched with the victorious Soviet army to Berlin. We should feel proud that our armed forces are strong again. After Defence Minister Anatoly Serdyukov took the salute, standing in a grey, open-top Soviet Zil limousine, Russias latest T-90 main battle tanks, armoured vehicles, howitzers and cannons rumbled past the red-brick walls of the Kremlin. Russia celebrates Victory in Europe Day a day later than the rest of the world as it was early morning on May 9, 1945 in Moscow when the Soviet Union and its allies signed the Act of Germanys Military Surrender outside Berlin. Scotsman.com

Hell of a week

So that leak in my bedroom ceiling we thought was fixed? Yeah. Not so much. In fact it got worse. It was practically raining in my bedroom for several days last week. Well, maybe not a steady rain, but a constant drip. And the spots where it was dripping have expanded so now there's three. I currently have a bucket, a trash can, and a plastic bag to catch the water from the various locations. It soaked through three towels just from side drips and soaking up what was already in the carpet. I'm running out of rag towels to use as the wet ones need replacing faster than they dry. Various chunks of drywall compound have fallen down. And wet plaster/paint/drywall paper? YUCK. It's sticky and gloopy and generally a pain to clean up. Since the carpet is wet, bits of it are stuck to the fibers...I'll have to wait for things to dry out before I can vacuum up the plaster crumbs.To make matters worse, the fallen compound revealed something more sinister: black mold (no, I haven't had it cultured so I don't know if it's the toxic variety, but I also just want it to go away so I don't have to find out). The ceiling panels are also all warped now from the weight of all that water. They aren't lining up properly anymore so there are gaps between them and they're all bowed so the ceiling looks like it has a big lump in it. There are at least three panels in the ceiling that will have to be replaced between the water damage and mold. Good times.To add insult to injury, I woke up with a horrific earache in my right ear last Wednesday. Turns out my Eustachian tube is inflamed and the fluid can't drain and the air pressure can't equalize. So I have fluid and air trapped behind my eardrum. The good news is that it's not infected...yet. Unless the fluid drains soon, however, it can become infected. The nearest I can describe the feeling is when you're flying and the pressure in your ears won't equalize so your ear hurts and feels like it needs to "pop." I sneezed and thought my head was going to explode. And it keeps affecting my balance because my inner ear pressure is all off.The fun just never ends around here. I believe a phrase used by a colleague best describes it: "ass circus" (thanks LR!).

A La Carte (5/7)

Are Christians Overemphasizing Cultural Renewal? Following my review of Unfashionable Christianity Today asks "a question for Christian leaders (whether in the church or elsewhere): have you found the recent Christian emphasis on "building for the kingdom" and cultural renewal to detract from evangelism? Or is it actually helping to "reach souls"?" Shepherd Press Newsletter Shepherd Press offers a free weekly newsletter you may like to subscribe to. "Each issue contains an article that is of importance to you and your family. Usually you will find articles about current news events as well as other pertinent issues that matter to you and your family. The idea is to show the Bible's relevancy for every area of life, and then further, to help you talk with your children about these issues." Girls Gone Wise Girls Gone Wise is a new site headed up by Mary Kassian: an award winning author, internationally renowned speaker, and a distinguished professor at Southern Baptist Seminary. (HT:CM) Piper on Physical Protection From This Momentary Marriage: "If there is a sound downstairs during the night and it might be a burglar, you don't say to her, 'This is an egalitarian marriage, so it's your turn to go check it out. I went last time.' And I mean that-even if your wife has a black belt in karate. After you've tried to deter him, she may finish off the burglar with one good kick to the solar plexus. But you'd better be unconscious on the floor, or you're no man." 20 Minutes to Change Your Marriage "I was sitting through a seminar the other night and the speaker, Davis Carman, made a statement that has had me think a lot. He said that there is a crucial 20 minutes of a man's day that can really bless his wife and change his marriage." Adopted for Life RHB is offering Adopted for Life, a new book from Russell Moore, at a significant discount. It is "A stirring call to Christian families and churches to be a people who care for orphans, not just in word, but in deed." Sponsor: